Sometimes love is hard to come by, but thanks to the dawn of the filming camera box, you can now put your face on television and say good things about who you are and what you like, and then someone who likes the same things can call a weird number and then get your landline/fax digits, and you can go and watch something like Annie Hall at the cinema and have some of that new fangled pizza food afterwards.

My parents met through a dating agency. Fact.  I really hope it was as good as this one.