When I die, I hope that someone uses my body to make some amusing little sketches or at least bends my decaying corpse into an amusing shape. That’s what some German chap has done here. Enjoy.

‘Race you to the steaming pile of shit!’

Fly 1: Alright mate, you havin’ a good night?

Fly 2: I’m buzzin’

Fly 1: How did you get here?

Fly 2: I flew

Horse Fly

Flying Circus


Please submit your pun-tastic captions for this one, I’m drawing a blank. Maybe there’ll be a special prize*

Moth: don’t be blue… bottle

Sorry about that last one.

*there will under no circumstances be a prize. Unless you consider coming into the Platform office and doing menial jobs for me and the team a prize.