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Julie burchill: christmas

Coming back five days before Christmas from Jerusalem to the winter wonderland of Sussex, the season seemed twice restored to its lost, proper place - religious and snowy. So what a dreary letdown to turn on the commercial TV channels and see the monstrous hordes of celebrities…

Posted by Julie Burchill on 02/01/10, COMMENTS (8)
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Where’s santa?

Matthew Martin stumbled upon a gang of Santas getting drunk in the West Village.

Posted by Matthew Martin on 22/12/09, COMMENTS (1)
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Grottojams: sparky deathcap

Sparky Deathcap brings some festive cheer to our grotto and performs a Christmas song.

Posted by Lewis G. Parker on 21/12/09, COMMENTS (2)
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Grotto jams: slow club, pt. 2

An exclusive performance of ‘Christmas, Thanks for Nothing,’ from Charles and Rebecca in our grotto.

Posted by Lewis G. Parker on 18/12/09, COMMENTS (2)
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Grotto jams: slow club pt. 1

Slow Club visit our grotty grotto to do a Christmas song.

Posted by Lewis G. Parker on 16/12/09, COMMENTS (4)
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Cracky talk: christmas day trauma

Priya Elan is cooking Christmas dinner this year. Here’s what he thinks could go wrong.

Posted by Priya Elan on 14/12/09, COMMENTS (2)
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