Aw, I saw these little guys on the end of some legs yesterday:


I guess you can’t make it out cos those feet are pretty small in the picture, so on first glance you’d probably guess these are just boat shoes, but you’d be wrong!

You see, those guys over at the Crocs HQ are trying to pull a fast one on us! You can put all the Mahogany coloured leather you want on top of your feet, but if you’ve still got what looks like lego underneath your feet, we know they’re still Crocs, guys! We don’t like to make sweeping statements about fashion here at Platform, but yeah, no Crocs, thanks.