I can’t help but feel no sympathy for you because you’re just so pathetic; it’s like seeing really fat people having trouble using their touch screen phones. They only have themselves to blame since it’s their fault they got that fat in the first place and it was their own retarded decision to purchase a phone their chubby sausage fingers can’t use. You forfeit your right to get pissy when I text all my friends about you if you’re a fat bloke using a stylus with an iPhone.

Answer by Tuvshin Bolor