This is bant, is he still writing, some chavs hotbox my nans garage every now and then he can come do an article on them if he wants. One of them's a little bit racist though.

this comments section is officially the funniest thing ever on platform.

fookin ba'-heid. think you ken bob hope? cam doon castlemilk sonny, we'l jarr ye'ar fookin heed.etc.

cringe!

o.dear.

lol i know ciaran from time ago the camden lock dayss.

HAHAHA this is so good, i want more from this guy

Why so harsh people, just some guy that blazes, you do it. Don't act like you didn't secretly want to write this article yourself. I'm not sayin it's good, I'm sayin it don't deserve all this hype.
Jaaaaam
The hyyyyyyyyyyype.

WOW. Bare cyber hype

the funny thing about this article is that its not even that bad you all just seem to want to roast someone you've never even met because they seem more appropriate than you
this kind of outrage is just silly really

I think this is fucking funny.
The comments might be funnier, but still it reminds me of being 18 and smoking too much weed.
Better than just seeing more pics of annoying middle class kids trying to be bohemian.
These are just normal kids (without sounding patronizing, but you are yout man still yeah)...

This is the most self indulgent blog on the internet, its like you've just wanked all over the computer screen. Yah we get it youre so cool because you're choong all the time, and you're really ghetto because you live in harlsden oh and all middle class people are totally lame. Sorted, No need for you to blog about it anymore.

what was gained? .....nothing

fucking show ponies.

so is this finally resolved? I've been enjoying this very much.

well that was lovely

UP YOUR VIVA!
i require u to up your viva!

it was at joe's house

you must be on crack
were talking about this brixton rave thing
you brought a fucking guitar
likely
no1 saw this and i think someone would remember omg you chat so much shit i cant be asked wasting time on this
if u really want me to come harlsedn youll arrange something
bring a guitar if u want i couldnt give a fuck

this is petty , i suggest you stop replying conor.

because youre frm harlsden youre a badman? nice little label youve placed on urself there mccombe.and im sure everyone from harlsden repects you so much since u are one of their fellow citizens in their community. altho, i have to admit, we are shitting ourselves of you, like its not as if we havent seen you b4, cos you really do fit in with the harlsden crowd. you shoulda got a few pics of urself holding some nicely smashed up guitars with ur gangsta 'stoner' mates, coulda been ur profile picture on bebo, that woulda kept us quiet in our 'posh twat school' that is less selective than yours. nuff luvv

your the lanky guy yeah?
i smashed guitar into you
threw it in the air and slapped straight to your bean
you didnt do shit

come on then you cunt
a.love
now tell me you hit me with a fucking guitar

okay i couldn't give two shits were you go or where you come from
i've been harlesden.. guess what? i'm still alive. it really aint that bad
all that happened is we criticized a stupid atricle that you wrote you fucking idiot
you want a fight over an article you can fucking have one
your all big man behind your computer
but your journalism is shit and your just a little boy with nothing better to do then hype about your shit life
dont take it out on others you cunt

I squatted a council house in harlesden years ago, we "inherited" it off my mate's gran. We had a car park opposite where yardies shot each other every week, the yellow signs stacked up murder murder murder. Street brawls, crack cocaine, roving smack dealer called Mr. Brown. Harlesden is a serious place. Ladbroke Grove used to be like that before urban gentrification, CCTV and yuppie banking snobs turned it into chelsea Mk 2. At that flat we kept a few cleavers hanging by the door just in case. The yardies who came round to sell us things treated us with respect for so doing.

I'm a kid you not, harlesden is post crack yardie charles dickens land, it's not a game, it's quite real. Back in the day, like 95, err, newsworthy. Yes, it would make you streetwise or dead living there. The place had proper no-nonsense gritty thugged out soul

We turned that house into art I tell you. That area is lawless, or at least was, the cops stayed out. That means freedom.

When we doin this then

emosh

get YOUR facts right
croydon is not worse then harlesden
been there so many fucking times
what is your name?
you've blates seen my facebook send me a message if you think your raw

that wasn't clever u silly fat wanker

who punctuates in the same sentence as they use an abbreviation? what a cunt

ok that comment has pissed me off
i think your talking about someone else
firstly i live in fucking croydon 300 pound speakers no you fuck head and stop hyping your area you sound like fucking year 9 croydon is much worse than fkn harlsden anyways
look yeah no1 recalls this guitar incident your chatting so much shit ive never talked to or seen connor nealon i just know the name
u are proper on this ur a funny guy u will kill me i would really really love to see this only chance u have is if i lay
on the floor and you sat on me omg i actaully cant believe u typed that LOL
and topman u really dont know me
for your next comment and i know therell be another one cos u got nothing better to do get your facts right stop acting like a hard man and please dont say youll kill me again

Your hypin under a pseudonym. Your ruining my general enjoyment of this argument. Post your name or fuck off....

have i felt the wrath of the posh kids
orotory finest sudents trying there best to hype themsleves up to boi whilst the streets play on there 300 pound docking station
or do you run around you six bedroom house chanting im england till i die
please tell me you you patheic accuse for a human being
i know you watch alot of skins and you aspire to be like that cook guy because hes "suchhhaa a badman" but i think its time you faced facts
you are not raw guys.
you are silly little kids who have no idea to approach the world.
get out of your "i can drink four pints and only be tipsy" fuelled fucking bubble
and dont act like you dont remeber you lying on the couch baffeled after i had just smashed a guitar into your face
why didnt you crack my head open then?
because you didnt have a fucking keyborad in front of you
when you tried to hype connor nealo at that rave why did you fuck off when i was coming over? your chatting raw shit
so dont hype to me you stupid prick and dont act raw because i will actually kill you and dont try act like im bigging myself up because im really not. ask anyone who went salvo, hinsley or st charles what happens when i fight you'll probabably end up shitting all over your brand new shutter shade topman boxers.
harlesden's on the bakerloo come fucking now if you want but be swift simpsons is on soon.

i love how you say you hate underage raves and in your first sentence you threw up on someone..at a rave
what an idiot. and you think you know high grade just cos you bunned since u were 13? big deal

u set me so much joke
u get kicked out of school and u think your a big man this started as a little bit of banter about ur article and now ur actually getting rude
not only that you chat so much shit
who the fuck drop kicks a guitar whats wrong with you youd have been better off using your chubby little fists if that had even happened the one time ive seen you i laughed yes but i didnt talk to you so idk where you got that idea from it must be all that high grade draw messing with your head completely understandable...

sometimes u should actually think a little before u say shit harlseden i would happily trek up there
might even write an article about it afterwards :)

so you've been smoking cro since you were 13.. what a bad man
mate first of all you aint the only one
and you got expelled? good for you. i got expelled but i went and sorted shit out. i didn't sit at home and write an article about how much i'm fucking up my life. you say the point of your article is to show how weed is smoked by a diverse range of people but isnt that common sense? are you thick enough to think that weed is only smoked by one kind of person? what exactly do you do with your life apart from smoke weed and sit at home threatening anyone who criticizes your article. if you can't take criticism, then don't write a fucking article you fat cunt.
you seem to me like a complete fuck up whos unhappy with life, yet takes it out on everyone else. mate go back to school or get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of sitting on your fat backside that has more hair on it than your head.
perhaps thats a little hypocritical as i smoke weed at least three times a week, but all the same, i aint sitting at home acting a badman. so mate either take the criticism or don't post the fucking article. you twat.

and don't bother replying as i can already tell what you'll say.. "come to harlesden then i'll batter you" bare predictable mate. a complete and utter wasteman

oratory boys raping my article how predictable
im not a stoner although ive been bunning since i was 13 so i know a fair bit about grade
and im more into ps2 actually
and all these names being dropped i could go on wikipedia quickly but in all truth i cant be bothered to research your mediocre anecdotes.
and trix theres a a perfectly good map to Harlesden station if you want to hype come. you proabably heard how i got kicked out of salvo right? id proabably destroy you if your not too much of a pussy to come to Harlesden that is.
in fact are you the really tall one who tried to hype to my mates the one who acted all raw but did nothing when i drop kicked a guitar in to your face?
if you are feeeeeel itttttt

"you just had a bash over the super awesome wit of that comment" nah i couldnt cos id just banged one out over the fit girls in your article oh no my bad just a load of black cock from what i can see get a fucking life you go to some crack den big fucking woop might have been a laugh yeah but jesus writing a fkn article LOL and 4 months ha its mr j k rowling of stoners

and your one lucky fuck i left just before u spat on my mate coz typing that article wouldve been a lot lot harder

mate you've obviously no clue about what your talking about and you've cracked a boner over going to someones house and smoking a joint. what was the point in this article anyway? what were you trying to achieve by posting this? so you know a couple of people who blaze? big fucking deal no need to take pictures of it and post it all over the internet. the way you described yourself at the beginning was correct. "posh kid" stuck in harlesden. perhaps you should stay with mummy and take pictures of yourself playing xbox in your front room. or stay in school mate, perhaps you might learn somethign worthwhile rather than chatting about something you clearly don't have a clue about

wow it's the nick carraway of weed. and by the way, the credit crunch has made coke prices drop further you twat, stop trying to be comentate on youth culuture when you don't know shit.

shy fat kid haha your really going all out
and i'm sorrry if I hurt your feelings with the brixton thing but it really made my weekend a posh twat crying over a fictional event, and im still psyched that you shat yourself as well.
I couldn't find your tent in reading but its best that i stay away from you. whenever i go to boi you off I end up saving you from about 15 bloodhungry rudebois.
also if you want to try and boi me again heres a map to Harlesden station
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?x=520952&y;=1...
i'm there quite alot so feel free to come down.
safee maaaahon

the only research ive done about u is looking at ur bald head and the fact that u were the shy fat kid. and who's talking about english grades u tit. well im sure u have pissed enough people off with this stupid article and ur obsession with nob cheese. and i wish u had paid a visit to my tent at reading like you promised cos then u wouldnt have to do the whole boy off thng on this

trying to boi the stress factor? only someone as scummy as you would try use "thar superiar englash grades" to win an argument. and dont talk about getting worked up do you remember yourself running around brixton screaming because some guy who look liked your brother got stabbed. i remember the tears and the shit stains. funny how you've researched me aswell that obssesed are you? i dont have to research you i've been with you three times in my life and i've already witnessed how much of a cunt you are. maybe you should stick to "oratory private joke tingzz" before going out of your league
and trix whoever the fuck you are i'm pretty sure you just had a bash over the super awesome wit of that comment make sure you clean up soon. you don't wont your nob cheese going all over mr.mahon's girlfriend.

i got told youd written this and nearly spilt my high grade draw all over me
HAAAA im talking about grade fuckin shoot me
fair play u wrote this hats off to u infact
why dont u take ur hat off once in a while ;)

i know harrows a big place but if i ever happened to bump into you i will crack your head like a fucking egg haa thats rather fitting
gd day mccombe x

sorry MCCOMBEEE look at the comments on this article. it took u 4 months to recreate a skins episode i thought u would be seriously ashamed of this. every1 ive talked to about this has laughed alot so atleast there's some comic factor. this is an example of how u get so worked up u lose ur hair. i can't believe u actually take urself seriously when u write like this. did u take a whole fiver!!! and i don't buy coke and never have. but thats why i dont go round pretending to be some drug economist. i hope u write a book with ur fantastic journalistic skills u hairless doucher

if this is actually you i'm shocked and appalled mr.mahon. because i really doubt you use this kind of language in your town house by the Thames. Also you think coke's gone down in price but the likelihood is that your probably sniffing a bit of drone, see you think your dealers giving you a discount but he's pretty much just giving you fertiliser. and if your upset because i spat in your face and robbed that fiver your bag im truly sorry but its due to the fact that your the biggest cuntflap in the world. and don't chat about grade, last time i gave you a spliff you threw up everywhere after about three bun.
oh also dont call me McCombe like you know me you mike skinner wet-dream, posh kid twat.

HAHAHA it's Mccombe you total doucher. i couldnt belive this was u when it popped up. don't talk about draw ever again cos u sound like a school teacher trying to use slang. The best bit was ur posh kids rant about rich people turning to cannabis instead of coke. cokes gone down in price u tit. just to tell you this made my day, you grade A cunt

Completely ridiculous. and everyone looks bloody miserable. So glad I spent my teenage years actually having fun. Not looking like
a) a knob
b) ill
I'm so sorry you spent 4 months doing this and even more so that I spent 10 minutes reading it.

this is the biggest pile of wank ive read in a long time, ive wasted my time on 4 pages of this big fat shit in journalisms clothing and im not even going to bother gracing the rest with my readership

true say you handout blow jobs on roadside

those chicks on page 3 seems cool, the rest look like tossers
good article though

OMG!
that was super awsomenessness im creamy ooooooo
fight back rawrrr u get him girl oh booms you make my LA ROUX fringe sooo wet and horney ouch mama!!!!

kiss kiss!

dont beg it postin shit under my name alex, i already did it to you

HA
i went to hinsley that school your mum told you to steer clear of you the know one rated as worst in brent which is infact the worst borough in london.
i dont think im raw i live in a shithole but im well spoken im an ironic kind of person and you, your just a cunt.
i find it hilairous aswell that you seem to associate weed with the "ghetto" doesnt that show how suburban you really are?
and its not bout weed sunshine its about weed users you arse trenching cunt.

whatever you say, you are clearly a wanker. weed isn't cool, it is just a normal thing. you reckon you are this ghetto badmanz or some shit. posh school idiot

mate im as about as indie as your mothers grimey poon being fucked my seth putnam
you dont know me you've never held a conversation with so dont judge me you two lining youtube throwback

YEAH MAN I HEARD WEED WAS COOL. IT GOT ME COOL POINTS WITH PRETENTIOUS INDIE FUCKS. I'M SO AWESOME.

That was great.

Like skins but with less sex and more drugs

the fact that you compare teenage life to skins detracts from your status as a human being

Everyone featured in this story are stoned...I honestly don't understand why people where expecting anything more than what they see here.

Everyone needs to shat ap.

oh and for the dikhead jack who chats wet about grade. you need to shut ur fucking mouth sit down and smoke a big fuck off spliff. dude this hole article is not about some bullshit spirtual journey. you retard. if you want a spirtual journey why dont you go to take some fucking ket or salvia and leave the stoners to smoke there weed. you arsehole...

you lot no fuck all about grade. you all need to stop chating shit about cannabis. you lot have prbly never smoked a zoot :(

hahah funny to see moja on here!

but in all seriousness this is kindof an insult to the act of smoking weed. This is supposed to be some "diverse look at all kinds of people who do it", but in reality it is essentially a show case of middle-class losers who smoke too much of it and cant appreciate the subtleties of the occasional high.
Getting high is sick, but being stoned 24/7 is not cool and does not promote ur "journalism skills" to a higher level.

I mean ur photography is good but ur content is really awful. Is this entire site designed for a self-elevated indie egotism?

I enjoyed the comment about this being skins, u cannot really justify trying to make guys who sit at home smoking weed all days as cool people who are on some spiritual journey through drugs, bollockkkkssss.

Funniest. comments. Evah.

a stoner is a stoner is a stoner

Y DOESNT EVERY 1 FROM THIS ARTICLE MEET UP AND HAVE A FAT SMOKING SESSION , SOUNDS GOOD TO ME :D

Hahaahahah
YES!

four things to say:

1. weed has been smoked by all types of people for a very long time.

2. don't ever compare teenage life to skins.

3. just because someone is white and wearing skinny jeans doesnt mean they are posh.

4. chill out

thank you

:( this article and all the comments after it is quite depressing... everyone is very angry.

a sams chicken family mix?? jeesus

i did a sams 4 for 4 but nearly dieed, so thats fucking impressive

2 x 2 4 2 = 4 4 4

you people need jesus in your lives, drugs are bad

LOL
Jesus doesn't exist.

The article shows the diversity in the people smoking weed these days and the guy has shown that so I think this is a good article and i enjoyed looking though it,also the sly remarks are just too funny.
Pictures have some funky style to them, more of this shit platform please

all this and still no-one knows what the Font In The Comment Box Is Called.

the font is cambria.

This guy is jokes especially how he's just boid everyones pissy comments rawly.

No my 13 year old cousin doesnt sell crack,he sold speed until i caught him, he has shagged a bird on a jungle gym in a park which had a skip in it - if that counts? Countdown is shit the girl is butters and he has better taste than that, i know he did wank over Gladiators though!
Rich kids with weed, meh........
Unfortunatley i havent got his email but i will ask.
Good set at Oi You for carnival Blaise!

you sound hot, wanna meet up and maybe sit on my face?

Hey im Yassine, i dont have a urine fetish, kojak is now homeless and conner takes cock up the arse (im actually being serious).
This article is just showing different people smoking weed that you probably wouldn't see in your day to day life, conner should definatly keep writing these articles. They guys on page 2 can suck ass, how can u wear jeans that tight, dont u have any nuts?

Peace

I agree with disappointed leave this shit to skins and I thought the "rich Kids" on page two were a piss take sadly I was wrong

photographys fuckin great, and i'm lovin the sly wit. fuck this 'skins' shit, this is what modern youth culture actually is, not some exagerrated dramatization of it. keep it up booooms

i liked the second page.
ALSO, WHAT IS THIS FONT CALLED? THE ONE WHEN YOU WRITE IN THE COMMENT BOX. IT'S DEAD LOVVELY

This is actaully one of the better things that Platform has put out so everybody needs to chill right out and come on now drugs and teenagers didnt suddenly clash in 2007 when skins aired.

???

These photos are great though. Thumbs up.

Feature has some good moments, but overall a rather mediocre attempt to glamorise the life of the wasteman. Please, leave that shit to Skins. You have shamed Harlesden and the 18 bus.

That was pretty lame...

Gully.

^word.

oi u fake jamican bean head you need to jam its an article about a guy showing the different diversity of people who smoke weed i dont no why your getting all serious, its a cool fun article and your negativity makes you look like douch bag. I suggest you chill out.

wow you sure showed me
the fact that your Anglo-Portuguese completely destroyed my conceptions of you. i really need to study people like you and better myself, maybe ill purchase a jamie t album.

I agree that it's basically one kid telling us about his friends. But it was fun to read for ten minutes, so fuck it.

wow your so urban steve with your blend of colloquialisms and formalities
i think you should have done this article instead you obviously would have got on well with the kids from the estate

at least i can spell paraphenalia for a start.and if you think i'd get on with the kids from the estate because i'm jamaican, you'd be quite wrong and pretty much a total idiot seeing as i'm anglo-portuguese and it's a nickname.

your name is wyatt
thats all i have to say.

Edgy.

Noice read, torn between wanting to groom you or just straight up jealousy as I'm stuck in Jersey where weed is like rare metal. They have 'Spice'- it gave me a small headache, no high and an after taste that's led me to believe it was a combination of tree bark, shit and plant extract.

Jersey weed story- out of sheer desperation I've observed friends trying to smoke biscuit crumbs and bacon. tragic.

this shit is weak.
this doesn't even qualify as journalism or photojournalism, it's just some posh boy trying to validate how cool he thinks his life is on gloss paper.
and some prat at this pretentious psuedo-cultural skins-loving rag has let him do it!

people who write for this magazone are 'posh cunts'. basically everyone does this once in a while so why even cover what a waste of web-space.

romeo done.

its where the guy lives and where he smokes. some people bun in shit holes and some people bun in 5 bedroom "yards". therefore demonstrating the ambiguity of weed which was the whole purpose of the article.

that yard looks like a fucking crack den, why would you publish something making a herb look so dirty and fiendish?

I hate people who say "jokes".

good job conor you made my melon laff bare, i want more stories from you

safeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

so your 13 year old cousin fucks girls behind skips, sells crack and wanks over countdown?

have i stumbled across popular channel 4 show Skins?

What the shit?! Really? Platform pull your fingers out!
Pictures are the only thing that keeps you looking just in case you come across a decent one these kids are crap!
My 13 year old cousins get up to more shit than these dweebs!
Fair play to Connor youve managed to mug platform off and still get published!

Put us in touch with your 13 year old cousin please. [email protected]

lol i sound like such a cock in that email.

this was shit, i cant believe i sat though 7 pages of it

the pics are sweet but these kids are tame

I love Lanky!

lol. Post sega megadrive world and James's boiage are jokes.

Weed 4eva.

blatently took him 4 mounths to write this . haha.

p p puffing da herb!

Open this shit up and make it into a book, platform have started to find themselfs like every teenage drama and annoying uni student rolled into one

this is awesome and should be a book. also: the girl in docs is ridiculously cute.

what the fuck is all over the walls?

actual shit?

"When I woke up it was Saturday”. -
hahahahahahahaha!
four months and damn worth the wait. Lovely photos. This is BRILL.

‘buy one get one free’ pizza, then ten minutes later munched a kebab and chips. For desert I got two fat tubs of Hagen Daaz and fell asleep a couple of hours later. When I woke up it was Saturday”.

lol fuckin ell Randy, sort it out..

i loled at the lol fukin ell