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Job quest – angela luffman

In the second part in our study of young job seekers, adorable Angela from Dorset walks us through her typical dole day.

Hey students!: ras trent

Rastafarianism doesn't work that great in student halls.

The student’s guide to cheap booze

Wanna get crunk on the cheap? We're here to help.

Foreign students: a guide to getting to know them

I've written this guide to counsel any student out there who shakes awkwardly in their sweat pants when meeting new people from different co…

How to get to the part where you do it (for male students)

Hi male students! I’m Robert Foster and I'm a greasy lothario, just look at my hair! Guess what? I’m going to help you get laid...

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Student drug dealers #4

Albert Badgersmith (pseudonym) has sold ketamine to addicts with synthetic bladders. Man got a heart of stone.

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By Lewis G. Parker on 23/11/09, COMMENTS (5)
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Student drug dealers #3

Jim found that in the city where he studied, his student loan wasn’t enough. Not only that, but dealing from home meant that he got more work done.

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By Lewis G. Parker on 09/11/09, COMMENTS (2)
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Student drug dealers #2

Before I interviewed Niall, I already knew that he sold weed to my mates. I had no idea that he also makes thousands of pounds from selling a shed load of Class A drugs aside from his studies.

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By Lewis G. Parker on 02/11/09, COMMENTS (3)
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Student drug dealers #1

The first in a series of interviews with the students who go out of their way to help you get high.

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By Lewis G. Parker on 26/10/09, COMMENTS (0)
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An insight into american frat parties

Frat parties are a mix of anything and everything that do not necessarily make sense when put together: massive, scary, slightly legendary, amazing, funny and most obviously sweaty.

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By Adèle Austin on 21/10/09, COMMENTS (0)
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Job quest – juliet harshaw

Continuing our ongoing feature on young jobseekers, I went to have a cup of tea with unemployed fine art grad Juliet.

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By Mark Fountain on 20/10/09, COMMENTS (6)
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How to ace your degree

Don’t remain a pupil forever. Offering up five tactics to increase your chances of doing well at university, a Platform writer invites you to pluck from his laurels.

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By Lewis G. Parker on 12/10/09, COMMENTS (11)
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Black Comedy

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"Last night I went to a club with friends and a number of close (female) friends and ended up forgetting the whole evening. Only then to discover 2 whole days after that I had repeatedly grinded like a weird annoying sex pest on one of the said friends (female). How do I make it better so I don't carry on looking like a sexual predator???"

Rhythmically pushing your dick all over the booty of a female friend is just dancing son. If the bitch has a problem with you grinding on her then it’s that bitches fault for taking dancing as anything more than just plain dancing. Where’s she from? That town in Footloose? Sheeesh.
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