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Bitchez Ain’t Shit – A Riposte by Tuvshin Bolor

Tuvshin Bolor got all mad at a blogger, so he wanted to tell her how he felt, but it turned out she had one of those blogs which only published comments after they had been approved! So he thought he’d publish his response here. We get like a 1000000 more hits here than their tin pot blog, ergo Tuvshin totally wins!

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By Robert Foster on 17/03/10, COMMENTS (41)
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How To Get A Tattoo

Gavin McInnes says the secret to getting something permanent on your body is to think about it really, really, hard and then think about it some more. By the time you’re ready to actually have it done you should have thought about it so much, your brain hurts.

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By Gavin McInnes on 16/03/10, COMMENTS (2)
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The Acid Sweat Lodge

The Acid Sweat Lodge are an organisation dedicated to the increase and dissemination of outsider knowledge. That’s something that we at Platform can really get behind, so we got them to choose some videos and pictures and talk about what they do.

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By Robert Foster on 16/03/10, COMMENTS (4)
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We Don’t Know Why We Love You

If this piece was a ride at Disney Land it would be called, ‘The Boy Teen-Dream Experience’ and you’d go on mini dates with robotised versions of all the boys below. Then one would try to get to third base with his plastic claw and your Dad would beat him up, but obviously the robots would win and go on to take over the world. Thanks a lot you selfish idiot.

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By Elizabeth Sankey on 16/03/10, COMMENTS (12)
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‘Lady Trucks’ by Samantha Casolari

Platform spoke to Samantha Casolari’s about a series of photographs she did back in 2009 called ‘Lady Trucks’, documenting female truck drivers in Italy. Samantha met up with these ladies of the road in Felina, Italy, at a special truck driver’s festival.

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By Matthew Martin on 16/03/10, COMMENTS (0)
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Male Grooming

Leslie Turret has had to accept that male grooming is a lot less about pretending to the casual observer that you’re gay, and a lot more about making sure that you avoid really ugly sights, like having flakes of dry skin all over your face on a cold day. The problem is, the forces behind male grooming products still manage to fuck it up and make you not want to buy their stuff. Here’s why.

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By Leslie Turret on 15/03/10, COMMENTS (3)
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Slutever: I’m a Lesbian I Think

I’ve been thinking for a while now about becoming a full-time lesbian. My most recent female adventure ended in a live reading of gay scat porn. Obvs.

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By Karley Sciortino on 13/03/10, COMMENTS (15)
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Training Research

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“I REALLY like cougars. do you actually have any tips for me in that area? There is an older woman on my art course (30 odd) and I want to prove to her I’m man enough for her."

Cougars require Marlon King levels of brazenness. True cougars are looking to get mashed out by younger men but they don’t wanna be seen as cradle snatchers so you gotta ball up on those bitches with the confidence and swagger of a man double your age. You can do this with combination of drugs, desperation and R.Kelly’s Greatest Hits. Real talk; the worst that could happen is you keep not fucking her. Head up player.
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