Beautiful photography from a beautiful couple. Spaniards Rafa Castells and Alba Yruela share some of their intimate moments with us. Single viewers beware, this will probably make you pretty jealous.

One of the best things ever is poking around other people’s rooms and looking at their shit. In face its something we’re going to do a lot more of. We sent our friend Ollie round to Alice Goddard’s house to go have a look about, and get her to try clothes on too.

Gavin McInnes continues his feud with the American Moustache Institute about its discriminatory ‘no beards’ rule. They say the only reason to have beard and a moustache is because your wife or girlfriend won’t let you, but Gavin knows differently and he’s fighting the good fight in the name of all British chins.

So I’m changing the way I document my life a bit, which is why I’ve been a bit quiet recently. Anyway, never fear, here is an account of all that has happened since Weiner arrived…

After Gavin’s post about how to get over some bogan chick who dumped you for a bodybuilder called Carlos, one girl asked for a post about how girls can elegantly triumph over heartbreak (get over some douchebag who dumped you for a car model called Cindy). Incentive enough for me.

Some of my friends found a lost diary of mine from five years ago and read it aloud at a party. Cunts. Here are some scans from the shameful artifact.

You know how when norms end up in your bar or club by accident? They always try it on with your hottest, most weird dressing female friend and you laugh at them because they think big muscles and talking about their job is going to impress her, when all she wants is a guy with neck tattoos and drumkit. The thing is, you’re pretty much the same as those guys.