Posts by Mark Fountain

I don’t know if this guy does requests, but I’d love to see a follow up video about Moo Moo Farm.

Meet UK Garage inventor and pioneer Flicksta.

…or ejaculate into your wound for that matter.

Hold on to your dicks because in less than a month’s time Kenny Powers – the Shelby sensation, the reverse Apache master, the man with the golden dick – will return in the second series of the grand slam sitcom Eastbound & Down. If you’ve not seen season 1 of this show you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. If you have seen it, congratulate yourself on being awesome.

Saturday night saw the first in the new series of the X-Factor and the start of the countdown to some dreary nobody securing the Christmas number 1. But although the X-Factor producers have thoroughly fucked up the show – autotuning the contestants and cranking the hysteria up to 11 – the ever so brave Mrs Cole is a welcome constant.

Friends and contributors Ollie & Adam are putting on a show at Number 6 on Thursday next week. If you had to judge a show by the flyer alone, you’d have to score this one pretty high.

Yesterday The Sun proved that is really is grim up north by exposing the existence of 30 inch super rats. This news sent the pun writing department of The Sun into overdrive as they hailed the arrival of ‘Ratzilla’.

Sticking with the predictable numeric pattern, Disposable Diaries 7 is this month’s follow up to last month’s Disposable Diaries 6. This time Gordon has moved house, visited another tattoo parlour, hosted a zine workshop at Tate Britain AND has been on a trip to Denmark. Enjoy living vicariously through him…

That Weezer video with The Muppets in is pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen. This, however, is a close second.

Man of many talents. Grovesnor has a habit of turning out great mix after great mix, seamlessly blending Kanye West into Tom Tom Club into Ricardo Villalobos. Some of you might think that sounds terrible, but the results are always entertaining and his mixes are staples in the Platform office.