After Gavin’s post about how to get over some bogan chick who dumped you for a bodybuilder called Carlos, one girl asked for a post about how girls can elegantly triumph over heartbreak (get over some douchebag who dumped you for a car model called Cindy). Incentive enough for me.

You know how when norms end up in your bar or club by accident? They always try it on with your hottest, most weird dressing female friend and you laugh at them because they think big muscles and talking about their job is going to impress her, when all she wants is a guy with neck tattoos and drumkit. The thing is, you’re pretty much the same as those guys.

Making love out of nothing at all is easy. It’s called masturbating. What’s difficult is making fun out of nothing at all. Gavin McInnes introduces us to the games and rituals that helped him survive growing up in middle class mediocrity. His basic rule, ‘go big or go home’.

Even strippers need a mommy to look after them, and that’s where the ‘House Mother’ comes in. We chat with the House Mother of one of the world’s most famous gentleman’s clubs. This independent lady shares her views on the industry and tells us why your man won’t be running off with a stripper anytime soon.

Let’s not kid ourselves, the 00’s were a real letdown and the first day of spring in the new decade seems like the perfect time to start making sure that the 10’s aren’t equally as disappointing. But where should we take inspiration from? The 90’s, that’s where! Here are some examples we should look to follow.

A close friend of Gavin’s just got dumped after a ten-year relationship. The first words that came out of his mouth after he told him were, “Fuck fives.” Getting over The One is a slow process that takes about four months per year you were together but there is one thing you can do to expedite the process: Fuck.

Not everything (marriage, GCSE’s, being 21) is as important as “society” would have us believe. Milestones don’t mean jack.