Posts by Amy Green

Here are a few hilarious cliches Hollywood needs to do away with forever.

Did you ever taste the 90s fizzy sensation OK soda? Well it was ace, or… err… OK.

A brief retrospective on one of the coolest characters to ever grace television.

Remember when everyone off Neighbours systematically left to “start their music career”? And you just thought it was because they were crappy Australian actors with no sense? Think again.

Sometimes people let you down. Sometimes those people are your parents. Sometimes that means you have to starve to death and cry yourself to sleep. OR DOES IT.

Oh look at you, all sweaty in the park, digging your heels into the dried up grass, refusing to retreat to the cool indoors – even though we know it’s all you can think about. Get over it. Embrace hermit living.

AMY GREEN has problems killing ‘The Boss’ in computer games, writing without a keyboard, and getting through the third series of Skins. IS SHE ALONE IN THIS HORRIFIC PAIN-LAND?

The rest of the people Amy Green doesn’t really get along with

You won’t have read about these artists on Pitchfork as literally none of them are po-faced sods wailing a-tonally about their ex-girlfriends or rappers from the mean streets that apologetic members of the upper-middle class can like, totally relate to. In my perfect world, instead of the wife beaters and meth whores we are currently worship, these ladies would be in the charts forever and I wouldn’t want to pull out the car radio with my bare hands once a week. Because in my perfect world that fucking anathema Glamorous wouldn’t even exist. Good, eh?

Amy Green has got a bone to pick with you if you’re not ‘her kind of people’.