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Graham coxon

We talked to Graham on the phone for a bit while he put up a shed in his garden. What a man.

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By Elizabeth Sankey on 29/09/09, COMMENTS (3)
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Vile bodies

The Wellcome Collection is a circus of the grotesque posing as a museum.

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By Mark Fountain on 28/09/09, COMMENTS (2)
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How to get to the part where you do it (for male students)

Hi male students! I’m Robert Foster and I’m a greasy lothario, just look at my hair! Guess what? I’m going to help you get laid…

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By Robert Foster on 23/09/09, COMMENTS (17)
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Jamie t’s record collection

The other day Tom Beard and I went to Jamie T’s house in Wimbledon to take photos of his stuff because Jamie has a new album coming out.

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By Robert Foster on 15/09/09, COMMENTS (5)
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Where white eagles dare – polish for a day

I am a third generation British Pole, but I know nothing about Polish culture. Time to do some research.

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By Stephen Pietrzykowski on 14/09/09, COMMENTS (12)
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Totally enormous extinct dinosaurs

Crystal Palace park is the lost world, a forgotten world of demolished palaces and ancient beasts. I went of a tour with my dino-enthusiast friend Milo

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By Mark Fountain on 10/09/09, COMMENTS (6)
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Steve gullick makes us want to be better at things

Some people just get things right. Steve Gullick is one of those people. Platform met up with him to talk cameras, Kurt Cobain, publishing and being a rock star by proxy.

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By Stephen Pietrzykowski on 03/09/09, COMMENTS (4)
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Reggae Flute

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"Hey tuvshin. I met this guy a while ago... recently, we were really drunk and we made out. I think he has a huge crush on me, but he´s just not my type. I really like him though and I´d like us to stay friends. how can I tell him that without sounding like a bitch?"

I suggest burning 'Why Can't We Be Friends' by the band ‘War’ on a CD 13 times and giving it him, however if he’s kinda good looking and shit you can keep him around with the false promise of a lay as a show of the gravitational pulling power of your pussy.
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