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bitchez ain't shit - a riposte by tuvshin bolor
"My dad's got this new girlfriend and she's only 5 years older than me, and a total babe. I get a boner everytime I hear them doing it, which is obviously completely perverted, but I can't help it. She's always hanging round the house in his shirts and little shorts. I think I'm going to explode if I don't bone her soon."
Next time you see her around the house, look her in the eye proudly displaying your boner. If she's into it then you have a 'Dear Penthouse' situation on your hands. If she doesn't, then she'll definitely try to avoid you for the rest of her life and you can go back to masturbating over the memory of her doing your dad.
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