You know how when norms end up in your bar or club by accident? They always try it on with your hottest, most weird dressing female friend and you laugh at them because they think big muscles and talking about their job is going to impress her, when all she wants is a guy with neck tattoos and drumkit. The thing is, you’re pretty much the same as those guys.

Alice Lancaster accidentally put her digital camera in the washing machine and now won’t use anything but film. Maybe its her steady diet of bacon and eggs and Miley Cyrus, but she manages to make everything in front of the camera look pretty legendary.

Hi folks, here’s our first style piece in a little while! Bella took a cute girl to a junkyard and dressed her up in nice clothes – it looks pretty cool and we really like it. Photography by Bella Howard, Styling by Margaret Crow, Make Up by Clare Read.

Hi girls! I’m a boy, and as a boy in the past I’ve tried to have my way with some of you, and for that I apologise. However, it turns out loads of boys are trying to fuck you all the time, and sometimes in an underhand fashion. So I’ve written a helpful guide so you can spot when it is happening – click through and wise up!

The Guardian did something recently that had me rolling my eyes so much that they started looking backwards. They claimed that Skins is actually, yknow, really good cos it deals with real ‘issues’ and pulls no punches. Who knew? Kids today don’t know they’re born. TV was way better when I were a lad and here’s the evidence.

This is a life in San Francisco as seen by Sandy Kim. I’m guessing her photography may be a love/hate thing with readers, but like them or loath them her images slap you in the face and drag you into her world. There are the parts of life that are beautiful, those that are mundane and those that are hands down nasty.

Anyone who’s ever been to a corporate party with free booze knows how fucking awful they are and how everyone there would gladly sell their own friends just to secure another bottle of Tuborg. Here are some other things like getting a job and going abroad that also aren’t worth your time.