"I'm not great with heights and I find it really difficult to sustain an erection when I'm up a tree. Can you recommend any areas/ boroughs that have a high concentration of bungalows with nice big windows?"
Stop watching The Mighty Boosh you fucking faggot. Anyone over the age of 15 into RANDOMZ humour is a fag. Reading that was fucking painful, it was like being raped and then being forced into having a date with my own rapist.