“Hey Tuvy,
So here is my problem: My ex boyfriend is a three year older, cocaine addict, DJ who I am still madly in lust with. I go to school with him and he sits next to me in two classes. We still eye fuck but we haven't hooked-up in weeks. I've tried sex, drugs, alcohol etc. but nothing seems to get the homeless bastard out of my head. Any ideas on how to help?”
Fuck a black man. Once you go black, you end up in a motherfucking wheelchair.