Old Guy With A Gun
You can make fun of old guys all you want, they smell weird, they have mustaches, they wear weird trousers and they don’t know how to talk to women without patronising them. They will never understand your music, have your relaxed attitude to gay marriage or know what Serato is, but they sure know how to fix stuff and if ever a Mad Max type lawless state situation happens, these are the guys you want to have on your side.