Heartstoppingly Beautiful Girls Of Asian Descent

Hey older readers who liked guitar music in 1998! Remember the Suede B-Sides album? There was a track on there that began with the line, “Tony only reads Asian Babes…”, I always thought after the Teardrop Explodes’ “Bless my cotton socks I’m in the news!” that was one of the best opening lines to a song ever.

Britpop nostalgia aside (was he bisexual or not? I think we should be told), the latest installment of our HSB series has an oriental theme. This selection was chosen by a girl called Tamara Hash, so no one can complain that we’re just revolting boys having a giant circle jerk on the internet. Girls are invited to the circle jerk too.

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