They’re doing live televised births all day Christmas day on Channel 4. I’ll probably just watch this over and over though as I’m a big fan of both Scandinavians and Elvis. Hat Tip to Romke at Mossless Magazine.
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‘Forget everything you ever knew about how a Christmas tree farm is supposed to work’, says the owner and proprietor of Ol’ Hickoks 45’s Christmas Tree Farm. Done and done sir. Although at 0:26 and 1:27 this video starts to look like a first person shooter designed by EA games to corner the aging Redneck market, I think Charlton Heston and the NRA have a point. Guns are fun. And, from what I can see, totally harmless.
Apparently there weren't that many. Loads of Jews though, some lesbians, maybe four gay men and one immigrant who runs a restaurant (or was that Seinfeld?). I don't think there was ever a blind guy or a guy in a wheelchair. Fun Bobby was an alcoholic.
You see these guys around and wonder, what is their thing? What do they call themselves? What is the music they listen to called? How do they dance? Where did they all find each other? What do they stand for? What do their dads think of them? Are they gay? Where do they get those contact lenses from? What's with the rubber hosing in their hair? Do they want to be from the future? Why aren't you allowed to take photos in Cyberdog? We should catch one and talk to it about its life.
Nick Cage is one of the greatest actors of our generation. If this isn’t evidence of that then I don’t know what it is. Powerhouse performance.
This video is fucking crazy! The gunman Clay Duke opened fire on a school board that fired his wife, only to get shot by a security guard. No one died, though Clay shot himself after. Lousy shots or guns just ain't what they used to be. Catch the "V for Vendetta" reference.
If you don’t like watching the real news and want a popular YouTube-based analogy for all that WikiLeaks business that’s going on at the moment, this is it. Every hour of every day I bet people all across the BBC are making comments just like this about Ann Robinson’s plastic tits, it’s just that we don’t usually get to hear them.
Is this what it's like in Scotland all the time? Or is it just like this at sporting events?
Warrior prince Vladimir Putin expanded his already impressive presidential skill-set – martial arts, warfare, horse riding, assassinations, womanising, anger, global politics – to include showmanship last week, when he dazzled an audience of deranged Hollywood celebrities with this astonishing rendition of Fats Domino's Blueberry Hill. (Just look at Goldie Hawn, Gerard Depardieu, Mickey Rourke and Kevin Costner party down like he's not a sinister murdering dictator. Wow.)
Here at Platform we receive our fair share of angry comments and moody emails, but no one's got anything on this guy when it comes to being disliked by people with computers.