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Secret Diary Of A Teenage Boy - Goodbye

Posted on on 29/04/10 by Anonymous

Secret Diary Boy is saying goodbye, for now. But before he goes there’s a few things he would like to say. Mainly about his sex change.

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Secret Diary Of A Teenage Boy - Going Under

Posted on on 08/03/10 by Anonymous

So I’m changing the way I document my life a bit, which is why I’ve been a bit quiet recently. Anyway, never fear, here is an account of all that has happened since Weiner arrived…

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Secret Diary Of A Teenage Boy - Nein Nein Nein

Posted on on 21/02/10 by Anonymous

There’s a new kid in town. My Mum’s friend Claire has got married to this German guy, and they’ve just retuned from their honeymoon with teenage yute in tow. He’s called Weiner (I’m not going to give his real name, so I’ve made up a stupid one) and he’s a massive wang.

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Secret Diary Of A Teenage Boy - Chill Pill

Posted on on 17/02/10 by Anonymous

Guuuuyssssss. Calm down, she’s not THAT psycho (OK she kind of is), but at the same time she is still the person who I’ve been closer to than anyone the past six months.

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Secret Diary Of A Teenage Boy - No Love

Posted on on 13/02/10 by Anonymous

I have a “date” for Valentines Day. And you’ll never, ever, guess who it is. My new boyfriend Tom. JOKES. It’s Louise.

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Secret Diary Of A Teenage Boy - Holla

Posted on on 08/02/10 by Anonymous

HOLLA Y’ALL. What is up? I’ve been away for a few days with my moronic father and his satanic spawn. But enough about that. How are you? Really? Wow, that’s great. OK shut up now.

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Secret Diary Of A Teenage Boy - Shh! This Is A Library

Posted on on 02/02/10 by Anonymous

Secret Diary Boy finds he can’t just pack his life away dramatically. Instead he’s trapped in a boring cycle of ignoring and also meets the infamous Tom.

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SECRET DIARY OF A TEENAGE BOY - I’M DONE

Posted on on 28/01/10 by Anonymous

Secret Diary Boy is making a clean break for the borders of sanity.

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SECRET DIARY OF A TEENAGE BOY - THIS IS HARD

Posted on on 25/01/10 by Anonymous

It’s all getting a bit much for our kid. P.S. Louise is blatantly in love with you, you complete idiot.

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Secret diary of a teenage boy - fall out (boy)

Posted on on 22/01/10 by Anonymous

Secret Diary Boy has murdered Louise! (We wish).

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