Have you ever read ‘The Dirt’? It’s a great read. The best bit is when they’re all doing some black magic and then the lights go out and all the kitchen knives fly up and get stuck in the ceiling. There’s loads of stuff like that in the book, and it makes them sound pretty cool, but I’ve a suspicion that in fact they were just a bunch of jocks. Here’s Tommy Lee demonstrating his flying drum kit in the same way a cokehead might demonstrate Tivo to a room full of people at his own house party. Yeah, technology’s great and everything but can we just put on some music please?