Sometimes a problem is too awkward or embarrassing to share with your family, friends or therapists, and the only answer is to turn to the help of experts on the internet.
At Platform, when we have problems, we turn to the scourge of cougars everywhere – enormo-dicked, smooth talking, dashingly handsome, baby-faced womaniser Tuvshin Bolor to answer our questions. His advice is so good, clear and 100% guarranteed infallible that we felt it unfair not to share his knowledge and experience with you, our lucky readers.
In his own words:
“Hello nubile readers of Platform, it’s your overly familiar Uncle 2shin from that blog about smashing ugly chicks and I’m here today because Platform have asked me to heal and guide y’all by providing y’all with advice in the format of a agony uncle column. So send in your problems (nudes also accepted) and I’ll soothe your supple minds with my hot real talk coming all over yo’ face.
I seriously hope chicks send in noodz.”
Please post all your moral quanduaries and emotional turmoil anonymously in the comments box below! Any noodz and cougars please mail: agonyuncle@readplatform.com
P.S. Its been said that Tuvshin’s dick vibrates when erect, and that he trained it to do so, you really can learn a lot from this guy.
