I don’t want kids, I want to give birth to some of those. It wouldn’t ever cry, it would just neigh softly in your ear. People would be so jealous. Fuck puppies or anything like that, this thing has HOOFS, little tiny HOOFS.
The 15inch miniature horse was born prematurely in Victoria, Australia and is yet to be named. I’d name it something exciting like Hoofs or Sausages.
Where can I buy one?
NOT SO GOOD SMALL COWS;
(This has to be the dumbest thing we’ve ever had on Platform – Ed)
