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We enjoy a blissful sunbathe with Simon Bird, (Will from The Inbetweeners), and fall completely for his whimsical charms and stripy socks.

When you’re wallowing, you need a soundtrack of mutual understanding. You need a soundtrack that documents what comes just AFTER the end of the world.

We were down at the Fresh Meat degree show last week, mincing around drinking free wine and making nice with a load of rather charming art students when we realised that some of the pieces were really really good. So we plied a few of them with blue nun and chatted aesthetics.

Our resident “old man” columnist, STEPHEN PIETRZYKOWSKI will soon (in three years) have to face the impending doom of turning dirty thirty. With that in mind he’s settled into the arm chair with a tartan rug on his knees, ready to suck a Werthers and hand out some wrinkly advice.

In the name of love, STEPHEN PIETRZYOWSKI gives us some tips on how to pick up hot totty in the learning place.

When Platform had the opportunity to see Brokencyde play a pub in Southend, we couldn’t turn it down.

The rest of the people Amy Green doesn’t really get along with