On Friday night, promoters Off Modern held a party in Mayfair’s abandoned Puss in Boots strip club, which was being squatted by some folks who dub their abode the VHS Video Basement. It was like a festival in the Eastern bloc with people bunked on the floor drinking strong liquor, unisex toilets and a general fear of the police. The Stasi did turn up eventually, about 30 of them with dogs, but more worrying for the organisers was the 100-strong mob trying to knock the doors down at 11pm. You’ll be pleased to know that we got home safe and sound, and with no outstanding warrants for our arrest.
PHOTOS: LUCY ALPER






















