Happy new year Platform readers. Our country is poor and one of our princes has been ‘exposed’ as a racist.

The News Of The World published a video filmed in 2006 where Prince Harry points a camera at ‘Ahmed’ – a fellow trainee soldier, and jests, ‘Look, my little Paki friend’.

SHOCKING! Not really. The wtf element of this story isn’t the fact that racist comments were made – we’re talking about a guy who wore a swastika on an armband to a toff party – he probably doesn’t really like brown people. The absurdity is the country’s reaction, and the lack of action being taken.

Our prime minister says he gives Harry, “the benefit of the doubt”, regarding the comments, and the only Amy action being taken is the possibility of a formal investigation. Just because the guy said sowee we’re sort of supposed to forget the video ever happened, forgive him, be proud of him. Luv u, Britain.

Here’s the video in question.

HAHAHA, when he takes the piss out of the Queen, and his sergent! This guy, seriously. DIS GUY! Uhhh..

Now. I know boys don’t mature as fast as girls, but this is like something from a twelve year old who entertains himself by doing Little Britain impressions and trying to reinact Jackass stunts. This guy’s nearing twenty five. What the fuck are his friends like? COOL VIDEO DIARY MAN, THAT PART WHERE YOU MOCKED HEADSCARVES HAD ME ROLLING AROUND LIKE WHEN I FIRST TOSSED ON TOAST.

What an insecure, Ginger, racist fuck.

WORDS: BILLIE JD PORTER

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