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Bobby Doherty curated this week’s Best of Flickr and picked only vertical images. Why? Just because. He takes great photos and is generally a really great human being, so you better enjoy this.

Billy “Billy’s Balls” Marks was the best of us. With just a ball, a cup and a his own ingenuity he single-handedly changed the way people thought about throwing stuff into things. But now the everman hero Billy “Balls” Marks has decided to follow the example of so many professional athletes, musicians and movie stars and has sucked a fat corporate cock. Find out how he sold out here.

‘Don’t you dare tell me black, don’t you dare say black in my face, never, never, never, you silly fat cunt. Shut ya fucking mouth, you with your wig’ – uh oh – his exit is the best you’ve ever seen.

New contributor Paul K was buying toilet paper and beer at the corner store by his house when he spotted a packet of a sexual stimulant called “Weekend Price” by the cash register. Naturally he bought it. This is the story of what happened after.

Oneman returns for his 2nd Standard Place takeover. Last time Loefah rang the bell, this time he’s bringing Ben UFO playing back to back with Jon Rust, as well as Martelo and Reecha.