Today
Videodrone
We've created a new channel on the site and I want to draw your attention to it! It's a new way of watching lots of different kind of videos that people who like Platform might also enjoy, and we've called it Videodrone.
Chat Room: Perfume Genius
Have a butchers at our IM chat with Seattle singer-songwriter Perfume Genius, Mike Hadreas, about his dalliances with Alcoholics Anonymous, crack cocaine, Joanna Newsom and rollerblading.
24/7 Pricks
Cocaine is a natural prick indicator; it compels pricks to show their true colours. But there are also people who walk around with this coked up mindset 24/7. Here are some examples of people who are really far too pleased with themselves.
Kill Your Friends
You know that film 'Beaches', where the hammy redhead is best mates with the aneamic-looking grumpy brunette, then grumpy brunette dies and redhead yodels "You are the wind beneath my wings" as the coffin is lowered? Well in real life stuff like that never happens.
Movie Wimminz
Girls from drama school are fucking difficult to deal with, but that doesn't matter because today I'm discussing the characters from movies I'd marry. I am a pretty great catch so I don't see why I'd have a problem convincing them to do it.
Chlamydia – not a big deal
I have had Chlamydia two times. I am not ashamed of that in the least. It might be best not to imply publicly that I am proud of it, either, but I’m not ashamed. Nor should you be, if and when it happens to you. Here's why.