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The Movie Watching World Championships

Gavin was hired to host a documentary of The World Movie Watching World Championships. Predictably things didn't go quite to plan, but he's …

This is only for girls

So you know that thing where you really like someone but it’s early days and you don’t know how to handle it and sometimes you dream ab…

10 Old Movies You Need To Dress Like

Men and women have different genitalia. The secret to looking your best is not to avoid these differences but embrace them. To help you with…

Guilty conscience

We've all done stuff in our lives that we're ashamed of, but how much should you really worry about being bad? Milly McMahon gathers togethe…

A day out at the old bailey

Some people go to Alton Towers or Thorpe Park for a fun day out. Posy Dixon went to London's Central Criminal Court The Old Bailey to sit in…

You’re lying!!!!

Here’s a quick list of things that people say and do that I don’t believe they can actually mean at all. No one can really enjoy noise m…

Find yourself at 25

The age of 25 gets overlooked grossly. It’s all about 21, and 30, and then…death I guess. 25 is halfway between your youth and your de…
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JOOKBOX #1

Starting from right now, we’ll be posting a regular round-up of the best new music we’ve found hanging around in the internet ether and putting it here for you to steal/share/download (depending on how you see these things). And we’re calling it Jookbox.

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These Things Aren’t Important

Not everything (marriage, GCSE’s, being 21) is as important as “society” would have us believe. Milestones don’t mean jack.

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Platform ‘At The Movies’: Feb ‘10

We proudly present a “best of” the month’s movie bloggage from Ultra Culture – ‘The UK’s Greatest Movie Blog’. Find out what Charlie Lyne thinks of Peter Jackson’s new film The Lovely Bones, get a preview of the new Toy Story 3 characters and see something that is better than all movies!

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Diet Soda Makes You Retardeder

Everyone likes tasting the taste of things that taste sweet – very, very fundamental. So when Joshua “R.C.” Cola invented the Coca-Cola he accidentally found himself with a surprise overnight mega-hit!. However, people don’t like getting fat so they swapped the sugar for something called aspartame, which, it turns out, fucks with yo head.

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This is it: Videodrone Animation Fest

We asked professional drawers Nicos Livesey and Andy Baker from illustration and animations collective ‘This Is It’ to send us a collection of the group’s favourite animations so we could put them in our new Videodrone section. Here are the first two videos which feature insane bar fights and rad metal.

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