Everyone likes tasting the taste of things that taste sweet – very, very fundamental. So when Joshua “R.C.” Cola invented the Coca-Cola he accidentally found himself with a surprise overnight mega-hit!. However, people don’t like getting fat so they swapped the sugar for something called aspartame, which, it turns out, fucks with yo head.

We asked professional drawers Nicos Livesey and Andy Baker from illustration and animations collective ‘This Is It’ to send us a collection of the group’s favourite animations so we could put them in our new Videodrone section. Here are the first two videos which feature insane bar fights and rad metal.

Hi girls! I’m a boy, and as a boy in the past I’ve tried to have my way with some of you, and for that I apologise. However, it turns out loads of boys are trying to fuck you all the time, and sometimes in an underhand fashion. So I’ve written a helpful guide so you can spot when it is happening – click through and wise up!

They must put something in the water over in Frisco because we have another great lady photographer from the city by the bay to bring to you. Andrea Sonnenberg (also known as Teen Witch) takes photos of her friends partying, tagging stuff, setting fire to trees and just generally enjoying life.

The Guardian did something recently that had me rolling my eyes so much that they started looking backwards. They claimed that Skins is actually, yknow, really good cos it deals with real ‘issues’ and pulls no punches. Who knew? Kids today don’t know they’re born. TV was way better when I were a lad and here’s the evidence.