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Agony Uncle: Week 8

Agony Uncle returns to answer your problems, predicaments, dilemmas, baby momma dramas, quandaries, queries, questions, puzzles, issues, str…
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BLAH BLAH DOGS BLAH BLAH BLAH BABIES BLAH BLAH CLOTHES BLAH BLAH BLAH YOUR HAIR BLAH BLAH

Adam Green broke up with his girlfriend last Friday after three years of almost Kafkaesque female bullshit. Time to rant.
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The Strange, Intimidating World Of The Gym Goer

Hey, you huge blancmangey beige alsatian turd with sunglasses on your head, its called The Gym. If you want to start going, we're here to te…
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New Waver Raped By Fly, Gets Pregnant

Over in New York Gavin is cooking up a new book. It's not a cook book but a collection of "bar stories" like the time he showed up for a bli…
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Lead Dildos, Murder, Cocaine Comedies And The Lucifer Worshipping Ex-Child Star

Filmmaker, writer, actor, deviant and friend to the stars- Kenneth Anger loves Aleister Crowley, pretending he was a child star, making movi…
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Football Is Murder

Last week, Bob suggested some ideas on how to improve football. Even though I love the game, I can understand why a lot of people wouldn't. …
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Hollywood Ate My Face

Fame fucks with you. That much is clear from the frantic, strange behaviour that is now considered par for the course in movie-land: remembe…
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Disposable Diaries No. 7

Sticking with the predictable numeric pattern, Disposable Diaries 7 is this month’s follow up to last month’s Disposable Diaries 6. This time Gordon has moved house, visited another tattoo parlour, hosted a zine workshop at Tate Britain AND has been on a trip to Denmark. Enjoy living vicariously through him…

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I’m Still Here

Remember when Johnny Cash impersonator and one-time Roman emperor Joaquin Phoenix lost his shit on Letterman, grew a massive beard and tried to rap? Turns out it was all for an oh-so-trendy mockumentary film directed by Casey Affleck. Do you feel cheated or relieved?

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Stuffing And Drawing With Katie Brookes

While most illustrators are willing to artfully display dried out animals on their shelves and bookcases, Camberwell graduate Katie Brookes has gone one step further, incorporating a variety of stuffed animals into her work. We visited her home to ask her about her work and dig through her freezer full of cadavers.

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I’m Going To Graceland

A few months back Leslie Turret went to Graceland, the place famous for being in the song by Paul Simon. We also think the guy who invented Burger King was born there or something? But seriously, Leslie took his camera with him so if you can’t afford the $500 return airfare at least you can vicariously look around and see how the world’s first super-celebrity lived.

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Teen Witch Hits New York

Frisco resident Andrea Sonnenberg, known as Teen Witch, is going to do a load of photo-blogging for us from the other side of the pond. Her first post is from a visit to New York in July which she spent “sweating [her] ass off in 105 degree weather, getting heat stroke and drinking massive amounts of beer, taking photos, skateboarding and watching [her] friends get stoned all day.”

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Rainbow Road

I don't know if this guy does requests, but I'd love to see a follow up video about Moo Moo...

  • LV feat Okmalumkoolkat – Boomslang

    Okmalumkoolkat has a real ring to it, really rolls off the tongue. Although we're not too sure about the video,

  • From The Drop – Wiley (Prod. by MJ Cole)

    Paddy O'Neill -Boiler Room regular and Honest Johns / Columbia / Doldrums person- played me this at a house party

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  • If Danny Dyer Were God

    Danny Dyer has been in the news a lot recently because he keeps saying stupid things. The erudite observer would

  • Gone fishing

    Getting back to nature is important- things like fishing remind you that you’re just an animal like a monkey or

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