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World Cup 2014 Preview

On Sunday the World Cup came to its frustrating, if ultimately just, conclusion. However, even the most ardent, beer-swilling, pie-eating, r…
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Iran: Trendy Liberal Gap Year Mecca

As trendy young liberal types, you don’t need me to tell you how bad Iran’s international reputation is. But to their credit, the Irania…
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Crazy Killer News 3: The Raoul Moat Round-Up

Crazy Killer News is back with more Crazy Killer commentary. This time it's the turn of Northern meathead stereotype Raoul Moat to get a goi…
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10 Crap Film Critics And Why They’re So Crap

The "you're a crap film critic" card is a brave one to play if you yourself are a film reviewer. Luckily, Charlie Lyne of Ultra Culture avoi…
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Who Are You?

For a long time, pop music was about being somebody else. Now with a current trend towards anonymity, it's increasingly about being no one a…
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Summer Of Hate Soundtrack

The last few weeks we've posted a few of these summer mix things. But one guy didn't subscribe to the whole 'fairest of seasons' spin we wer…
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Slutever: Top 10 Hottest Girl-On-Girl Film Moments

Girl-on-girl moments in mainstream cinema tend to be pretty lame. This is because, for the most part, they exist solely to titillate male vi…
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We Were Late To The Party With T Shirt Party…

…but we made up for it by going round his house and taking photos, which no one else has done. So here’s the guy behind T Shirt Party -or at least some photos of his hands- in all his anonymous glory. Word.

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Slow News Day Saved By Massive Rats

Yesterday The Sun proved that is really is grim up north by exposing the existence of 30 inch super rats. This news sent the pun writing department of The Sun into overdrive as they hailed the arrival of ‘Ratzilla’.

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La Vida Loko

Elena Tarchi was recently whisked around L.A. with her friend as a tour guide, camera in hand. This is the set of photos she came back with, brand spanking new and for Platform eyes only.

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Young Dumb And Living Off Mum – Big Brother, Napalm Death Style

BBC 3′s lo fi take on the Big Brother format is simple: get some cunts and put them in a shitty house, then make them do shit they don’t want to and make their families watch. It really works.

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Kanzulu

Kankick is undoubtedly one of the dopest hip hop producers to have walked the earth. Why he hasn’t had as much recognition as his contemporaries is completely beyond us.

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Rainbow Road

I don't know if this guy does requests, but I'd love to see a follow up video about Moo Moo...

  • LV feat Okmalumkoolkat – Boomslang

    Okmalumkoolkat has a real ring to it, really rolls off the tongue. Although we're not too sure about the video,

  • From The Drop – Wiley (Prod. by MJ Cole)

    Paddy O'Neill -Boiler Room regular and Honest Johns / Columbia / Doldrums person- played me this at a house party

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  • Jodie & Victor: How To Start Your Own Record Label

    My friend Jodie has started his own record label. Here's how he did it in case you want to do

  • The credit crunch for retards

    Amy Green explains in words of one syllable

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