An acient online magazine with no sense of humour.

…but we made up for it by going round his house and taking photos, which no one else has done. So here’s the guy behind T Shirt Party -or at least some photos of his hands- in all his anonymous glory. Word.

Yesterday The Sun proved that is really is grim up north by exposing the existence of 30 inch super rats. This news sent the pun writing department of The Sun into overdrive as they hailed the arrival of ‘Ratzilla’.

Elena Tarchi was recently whisked around L.A. with her friend as a tour guide, camera in hand. This is the set of photos she came back with, brand spanking new and for Platform eyes only.

BBC 3′s lo fi take on the Big Brother format is simple: get some cunts and put them in a shitty house, then make them do shit they don’t want to and make their families watch. It really works.

Kankick is undoubtedly one of the dopest hip hop producers to have walked the earth. Why he hasn’t had as much recognition as his contemporaries is completely beyond us.