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24/7 Pricks
Cocaine is a natural prick indicator; it compels pricks to show their true colours. But there are also people who walk around with this coke…
Kill Your Friends
You know that film 'Beaches', where the hammy redhead is best mates with the aneamic-looking grumpy brunette, then grumpy brunette dies and …
Movie Wimminz
Girls from drama school are fucking difficult to deal with, but that doesn't matter because today I'm discussing the characters from movies …
Chlamydia – not a big deal
I have had Chlamydia two times. I am not ashamed of that in the least. It might be best not to imply publicly that I am proud of it, either,…
Naked Ed
The naked man seen here straddling hay bales, fishing with his balls out and generally ambling about the great outdoors au natural is my bro…
Gambling Is For Losers
Gambling is the most boring and soul-destroying pursuit known to man. Ok, it might be fun if you’re winning, but does that ever actually h…
Love’s Amazing
Love's not half bad, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a self-obsessed idiot whose life is so boring they spend their days creating extende…
