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I hereby introduce you to Slutever, a new fuzzy, lo-fi garage band with edgy lyrics who don’t give a fuck about stuff. Like we need another one of those. As you know by now, Slutever is also the name of my blog. (Just to clarify, my blog existed long before the band and is far more culturally relevant.)

It’s the Notting Hill Carnival on Sunday and Monday! Here’s a list of stuff any decent human being who’s spent a summer in London should already know about it. See you at the Rampage Stage!

Yeah yeah yeah. We know what you’re going to say, “Oooh surprise surprise Platform likes Charlie Lyne and the films Charlie Lyne puts on at the ICA. I bet that has nothing to do with the fact he writes for them”. And you know what, that’s fine. No, go ahead, think that. But by thinking that you have to prepared that I’ll turn around prove that last night’s extraordinarily brilliant showing of ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’ was actually extraordinarily brilliant.

Strong Arm Steady are all about the good eating and healthy living, which isn’t usually the first things that comes to mind when talking about underground west coast hip hop.

Josh Lowe recently went to Cornwall to visit the least well known of the UK’s Tate galleries and take in their latest exhibition, ‘Object:Gesture:Grid- St Ives and the International Avant Garde’. Now he’s here to tell us why the work of Lily Van Der Stokker is like Juno as re-imagined by Roman Polanski.