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Classic Albums #5 – Ace Of Spades

'Is it weird that want “Love Me Like A Reptile” as my wedding song? Fuck no.' After a week away, EvRock returns with another classic alb…
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Disposable Diaries No. 4

Gordon continues on his disposable diaries mission. This time he travels to Latvia, goes to a stag do and ends up hanging out in an old Sovi…
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Punks I’d Like To Fuck

Look at those skinny, malnourished boys with holes in their septums and dogs on their strings! Aren't they adorable? And hot! They know abou…
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Can Women Be Funny?

Don’t get us wrong, women in real life can be funny, cute and give you the belly laughs. But that doesn’t seem to translate to famous wo…
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Agony Uncle: Week 6

We tried to marginalise him. We tried to push him to one side and confine his words to a widget. But you can't keep a good Agony Uncle down.…
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Toasted And Coasted

Last month we introduced you to Lauren and Grace, who are spending this year ticking things off their ‘doing fun things’ to-do list, and…
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Slutever: Paranoid

An impending change in residence has left Karley feeling paranoid.
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Everything That’s Wrong With ‘Event Cinema’

If you believe what you read in The Guardian, the traditional cinematic experience is dying. Odeons across the country are gathering dust, people are downloading the latest releases illegally from The Twitter rather than paying for cinema tickets and the $400,000,000 that Inception has made in three weeks at the global box office is merely the result of an elaborate money laundering operation set up by Christopher Nolan to up his street cred.

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D Double E – Streetfighter

Blokka Blokka. A big E Honda style slap from D Double on some lets look up Chun Lee’s skirt tip. Peeerfect. Well its not perfect but it might restore your faith in Grime.

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Best of Flickr – Marlon Kowalski

This week’s Best of Flickr is curated by German photographer Marlon Kowalski. He’s given his selection the title “Die Liebe, die Liebe”, which actually means something way nicer than it sounds.

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Desperate Times

We’re going to be the first generation of kids to end up significantly poorer than their parents. While there is fair reason to piss our pants about it all day long, there may be solutions for the more adventurous among us. Desperate times, desperate measures, so it’s to the body we turn to start generating the capital our non-existent careers can’t.

Below are a few suggestions you can experiment with in order to eek a little extra cash money from your own skin, bones and seminal fluid.

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Walgreens One Hour Photo

Joe Skilton spent half a year on the East Coast of America and saw it go from the ‘snowpocalypse’ to a 108 degree summer (fahrenheit, obvs). He managed document both the extremes and the in-betweens and picked out 30 of his photographs for us.

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Rainbow Road

I don't know if this guy does requests, but I'd love to see a follow up video about Moo Moo...

  • LV feat Okmalumkoolkat – Boomslang

    Okmalumkoolkat has a real ring to it, really rolls off the tongue. Although we're not too sure about the video,

  • From The Drop – Wiley (Prod. by MJ Cole)

    Paddy O'Neill -Boiler Room regular and Honest Johns / Columbia / Doldrums person- played me this at a house party

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  • Ways Not To Fuck Up A Fuck

    You know how when norms end up in your bar or club by accident? They always try it on with

  • Taking The Left Hand Path: Was It Worth It?

    Do you ever look around at your weird records, retail job and box room and think, maybe I should forget

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