AMERICAN PSYCHO

Ok, so everyone’s heard this sneaky sound recording and reeled in ever-so-slightly titillated terror as a hapless lighting man wilts under the wrath of Christian Bale’s vitriol.

But what’s that you ask? Why of course there are remixes.

Here is The Mae Shi’s:

And here is RevoLucian’s:

“NOW, DEPENDING ON WHAT LEVEL OF LETHALITY YOU’RE GOING FOR..”

Displaying a somewhat lackadaisical attitude towards mortally wounding another human being, this video is a guide to self-defence for those of us who happen to carry knives.

LITTLE DAVID ON HIS FIRST TRIP

With his familiar reality of McDonald’s and mid-afternoon naptime jettisoned from his body and into the horizon with anaesthetics following a dentist’s appointment, this 6-year-old has infinite profound epiphanies that transcend the confines of time, space and the physical self, all in the back of his Dad’s car.

THIS PICTURE IS THE ZENITH OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT

WORDS: DAN MOSS