Hot chicks with douchebags

Ever since I’ve left my cozy *coughs* English dorm, I’ve reacquainted myself with civilization and television. In my rediscovery of media, I came to find out that – in true MTV fashion – they’ve dedicated yet another show to highlighting the self-absorbency, and lack of intelligence, generation Z has been so great at proving itself capable of. An entire show about douchebags, and the girls who date them!

Yes. Thank You.

WORDS: ADELE AUSTIN

‘Is She Really Going Out With Him?’, features the best kind of people. The narrating voiceover is an old chap faking a British accent, making his snarky remarks not only edgier, but somehow way more condescending than Quudus’s Jersey accent (where is that guy, anyway? is he really from ‘Joisy’?). I’ve decided to take a day off (from doing nothing – typical) and take the time to dissect an episode, using my sincere and subjective opinion.

My favourite was Kurt, the Rocker Bag:

That’s his girlfriend, Rachele.

They get off to a great start, getting tattooed together. Rachele gets a bird tattooed, because it symbolizes their ‘future together’.

Kurt, on the other hand, gets a severed leg with an arrow running through, because, “He wants to break her legs sometimes. She’s annoying”.

Things quickly start boiling up, when Kurt and Rach have a heated conversation, in a taco joint, about Kurt hanging out at a strip club earlier.

His defensive? “I got invited”. Yes you did Kurt. Yes you did. You tell her.

So Kurt walks out. Because Rachele was getting fussy (odd). Kurt’s last words: “It’s hot as fuck in here dude…I’m getting out”.

*Grunts* “So over this…”

But he comes back in, like the champ that he is, and they have a petty taco fight.

By this time, the taco joint owner is less than amused:

Rachele: “Are You Kidding?”

Kurt: I Look So Good!

So, all of this is going down, and I’m thinking to myself: “God, that kid’s got one impressive head of hair”.

But whatever, we fast forward to his whip, the ‘Stang.

Effective way to flip off the front drivers, in a totally non-ironic way.

Then we’re taken to Rachele’s crib, where she’s getting counseling from her far more confident, and far hotter, BFF.

Whose name we’re not given. BUMMER.

Skinny Kurt, has by now, been successfully identified as an evil-life-destroyer. But above all, Skinny Kurt wants to prove to you that he is one sick rocker, dude. We’re taken to the much anticipated Dbagband debut.

Okay, so by now I got seriously fascinated with this, so much so, I cut to the chase, and just really want to write about how Rachele made this little scene backstage, then Kurt made an even bigger scene, all because some chick named Dani came over and kissed him (gross, I know). Then he called her a slut, flipped his hair, and was like: