Some people are so smoking hot, that there needs to be something wrong in order to balance it all out. Here are some fine examples.
WORDS: ADELE AUSTIN
Lily Allen & Her Third Nipple
Lily’s made a point in showing pride of her third little buddy, after all, I mean, it’s nothing to make a big deal out of, right? NOT. I wonder if she can breast feed through that thing – make use of your resources, Lils.
Jessica Alba & Her Tramp Stamp
Not ‘technically’ an anomaly, in the traditional sense, but bad enough to knock a point and a half out off her rating scale. Hot chicks do stupid things too, y’know.
Rihanna & Her Massive Forehead
There’s no way these dimensions are either normal or cute. I did a google search, “Rihanna’s Forehead”, and it’s so massive, it has it’s own uncyclopedia page. Amazing.
Mila Kunis & Her Different Coloured Eyes
One’s green, the other’s brown. I’ve never actually heard of this, but I hear it’s pretty common. Honestly, I don’t even know why I’m picking on her, I think it’s kinda cute. She’s giving you options.
Megan Fox & Her Toe/Clubbed Thumbs
FINALLY. Something had to be wrong with this stunning monument of hotness. Megan Fox is the ‘too good to be true’ kind of hot, sort of like that girl who’s ridiculously buff, deals you weed for cheap, and makes funny faces when you talk to her about your moronic holiday sweater collection, until you find out she’s into poi.
BONUS: Hot Guy with Anomaly.
Ashton Kutcher & His Webbed Toes
He’s funny. I don’t care, I still would.
So kids, be careful out there, if it’s too good to be true, it is.
Have I missed anyone?
