Here is a poem I wrote whilst bored, about a girl sitting opposite me who wouldn’t shut up during our lecture and made us all have to stay 20 minutes extra, the irritating cunt.
Ode to Kymberley
Your oily forehead
Glistens in the pale chubby blancmange
That is your face
Ruby studded pockmarks dot your skin
Like craters
In a far off moon
Are you sorry
We do not want to hear
Your Lil’ Wayne ringtone, every five minutes
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Fuck is wrong with these gay activists? Don't they know black people are incapable of being homophobic? My god, loosen...
Okmalumkoolkat has a real ring to it, really rolls off the tongue. Although we're not too sure about the video,
Paddy O'Neill -Boiler Room regular and Honest Johns / Columbia / Doldrums person- played me this at a house party
Look at this tubby funster! He did something really, really appalling one time and it ruined his career. Courtney Love
The blood, piss and vomit of the Full Metal Jacket that was the Download festival.
Did they play this joint?:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oosGceJjuJY&;Cash & grab…
