Are the corpses in Girls and Corpses real?
They sure smell real.
Where do you get them from?
China, Angola, Tibet and Guam.
You use a lot of ‘horror’ puns. I like deaditor-in-chief. What’s the best one you’ve come up with?
Die-Curious?
What’s funny about death?
See for yourself: http://girlsandcorpses.com/
What’s your favourite horror film?
Jaws.
Do you get a lot of chicks who want to model for the magazine? Who would you most want?
We get girls and models from all over the world begging to be in the magazine. We’d die for Michele Obama.
Does anything gross you out?
No. I recently went to an autopsy and immediately went out after for Mexican food with the Autopsy tech.
What career would you undertake if you weren’t a horror writer?
Undertaker
What’s it going to say on your gravestone?
I died and all I got was this stupid gravestone.
INTERVIEW: SHELLEY JONES
