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By Elizabeth Sankey on 16/07/09
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  • sybs
    ps. not joking, i went to school with one of them. she was actually pretty safe, but eek look what happened to her...
  • trinny
    GAGGLE I LOVE THEM....DON'T LOOK LIKE IDIOTS TO ME, I WANNA JOIN!
  • sybs
    WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE LESBIAN IDIOTS
  • heather
    midway cittttyyyyy,gaggle i love them especially schwa x
  • aloysius
    god i fucking love sankey...etc
  • Jasmine
    Don't even joke about leaving! Can we be in a gaggle together? Looks fun
  • Adèle Austin
    I vote for Sankey as the next Platform site background image. Make it happen.
  • Lex
    Gaggle are the best! Can I join??? x
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