Mum always says ‘don’t bite off more than you can chew’, but some people keep on biting.
I can’t tell the difference between red and green, but maybe, somehow, quite possibly, if you insult the big kid with the baseball bat and the stank attitude, he might not like you and decide you need wood chips for dinner. Does it hurt? Did you, by any means deserve that? Are you running to your mum in tears? SHUT UP.
Doing what you love is a great thing, but even that has its limits, look at Steve Irwin. There’s a lesson to be learned here: Irwin was hanging around crocodiles all day, were you actually surprised an animal killed him? Are you like me and was surprised more of the fact it was a sting ray and not an actual crocodile? Is this too early (still?) really?
I was always shit in math, but it doesn’t take the ball juice of an MIT graduate to figure out that hanging out with lions and tigers all day, could be a high-risk profession, from which in any case – maybe, quite possibly, who knows, just speculating – a tiger might find you attractive and maul(est) you: Isn’t that right, Roy?
Unfortunately for and unlike Roy, the tiger had far more legit chewing and biting ability.
Mario Lavandeira, a.k.a Perez Hilton, recently received an ass-whooping from Will.I.Am. I don’t know much about Hilton, but apparently he likes to draw phallic doodles on people he doesn’t like. But Hilton doesn’t stick to doodling, he likes to talk trash as well, to an audience…of 3 million people.
if you’re an infamous trash talker who goes up to the guy who wrote Boom Boom Pow, and call him “gay” – then maybe, quite possibly, I could be wrong, so I’m just speculating again – he might knock you out.
There’s a name for people who are ‘loud as a motorbike but won’t bust a grape in a fruit fight’, they’re called bitches. And if anything, you do not want to be the bitch in any situation, case in point:
Spare yourself the agony, and stop at about 0:10, this is just to illustrate an example.
See, you don’t want to be that. Face the consequences, embrace the beat downs, and own up. We can learn from this together, and move on…
WORDS: ADELE AUSTIN
