Doggy Vile

I was sick during sex! It was with someone I had only met that night and I was doing that thing where you’re relentlessly rude to a girl until they sleep with you. I was making fun of her, being arrogant, drinking and being boorish in the extreme. I appalled her into bed.

In bed I took ages to get it up, and my devil may care, Flash Harry act fell apart, she started to get bored, and I started being all ‘hold on, hold on’ looking pathetic. In the end I finally, well, got it in, but I was pretty ashamed with myself at this point already, and it was just one of those times where I was focusing on getting the job done.

Then I vomited into the bunched up duvet next to us and rolled off her. She got up, chuckled and walked out. I didn’t protest, I knew I deserved it, I just looked around for something to wipe myself off with.

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