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Reggae Flute

He talks a big talk but I bet all he does when he gets stoned is play Call Of Duty 2 and watch stand up on Youtube like the rest of us.

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By Blaise Bellville on 08/02/10, COMMENTS (2)
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View fullscreen: tim westwood loves women, vernon kay hates gays

Platform’s online TV column. This week we’re bullying Radio 1 DJs, Spooks gets street, Jedward rap Rap! and Lost meets Skins

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By Sam Wolfson on 21/11/09, COMMENTS (11)
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Teenfotainment – your first date

More pearls of wisdom form 50s America. This time, learn how to ace your first date and get the girl – sort of.

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By Mark Fountain on 03/11/09, COMMENTS (0)
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Teenfotainment – how do you know it’s love?

See what advice ‘the man’ dished out to kids in the 50s on issues like love, marriage, and something called ‘going steady’.

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By Mark Fountain on 30/10/09, COMMENTS (2)
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House show – hype williams

Part 2 of our house show, everybody put your hands together for Hype Williams

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By Robert Foster on 15/10/09, COMMENTS (0)
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House show – a grave with no name

Last Thursday I had a bunch of bands and some other people block my way to the fridge all night playing songs in my kitchen. A Grave With No Name were on first.

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By Robert Foster on 05/10/09, COMMENTS (2)
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Animal magic

Platform has been ‘down’ for the best part of a week, but we’ve been very busy; going back to nature, living the wild wild life, and trying to survive in the urban jungle.

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By Mark Fountain on 22/09/09, COMMENTS (26)
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Jealous Much?

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"Everytime I watch a film with my boyfriend he makes comments about how fit the girls in it are. Then after the film talks explicitly about their boobs. Am I over reacting, or is there a way to stop him doing it? I don't want 'Schindlers List' to be the only film we can watch together. Fuck it, we can't even watch that - the shower scenes."

Tell him you've decided to experiment with lesbianism and to call you if he wants to talk about hot knockers, because he damn sure won't be seeing yours anytime soon. Alternatively, start watching gay porn.
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