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Kenny Powers Is Coming Back Fucking Soon

Posted on on 24/08/10 by Mark Fountain
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Hold on to your dicks because in less than a month’s time Kenny Powers – the Shelby sensation, the reverse Apache master, the man with the golden dick – will return in the second series of the grand slam sitcom Eastbound & Down. If you’ve not seen season 1 of this show you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. If you have seen it, congratulate yourself on being awesome.

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X-Factor Returns, As Does Cheryl Cole’s Lovely Face

Posted on on 23/08/10 by Mark Fountain
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Saturday night saw the first in the new series of the X-Factor and the start of the countdown to some dreary nobody securing the Christmas number 1. But although the X-Factor producers have thoroughly fucked up the show – autotuning the contestants and cranking the hysteria up to 11 – the ever so brave Mrs Cole is a welcome constant.

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