“I really want my girlfriend to shave her pubic hair. Would it be sexy for us to have a joint shaving session where we get down with the razors on each other?”
Son, the fuck is wrong with you? Do you really want to take the risk of letting a clueless woman to take a razor to the lads? What if she accidentally cuts your banjo string? You haven’t thought this through. Shit is tender like duck breast son.
