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Over in New York Gavin is cooking up a new book. It’s not a cook book but a collection of “bar stories” like the time he showed up for a blind date and discovered the girl was paralyzed, or when he gave himself gonorrhea of the throat. This particular story isn’t either of those, it’s much much grosser.

If you cut Gavin McInnes he bleeds punk… and blood… but mostly punk. When he was growing up punk was his religion and dank beer-soaked bars were his church. These days he’s pretty knowledgeable on the subject and he want’s to convert as many punk-skeptics as possible. To do this he’s created, in his own words, “the greatest punk mixtape of all time”.

If you didn’t know already Gavin McInnes is a funny guy. He’s funny in books. He’s funny in magazines. He’s really funny in real life. But he’s also funny on twitter. Here are 75 of his killer one-liners from his Twitter joke repository.

Young and stupid fit together hand in glove. Gavin McInnes remembers some of the lies, falsehoods and idealistic beliefs that he held to as a kid. If you like you can play a special game of Young & Stupid Bingo and see how many of the ten you used to believe.

After his animal rant last week Gavin seems to have spent most of this week trawling the internet. What he found is Manofest – a website that describes itself as ‘masculinity times infinity’ – and he seems particularly interested by their list of sexy female celebrities who haven’t aged well. Sic transit gloria.

Something must have happened to Gavin this week – maybe a pigeon shat on shoulder or he got stung by a wasp – but for whatever reason he is pissed at the animal kingdom. You can’t dress this post up, it’s just him wailing on 10 ugly animals.

A public service announcement from Gavin McInnes – ‘Outside of horror movies and fucking, pot has no place in your life. It kills your drive and makes you lazy. The fact that most of the people I work with smoke it while they do their job blows my mind’.