"My boss is this really sleazy 30 year old who always stares at my boobs, and makes crude comments when I ask him for favours at work. He does it to all the girls, and most don't seem to mind, but I don't think I can take much more. But I really need this job for money. Help!"
Draw some cocks on your tits and call him a fag for staring at them.
February 2010 
