Have a butchers at our IM chat with Seattle singer-songwriter Perfume Genius, Mike Hadreas, about his dalliances with Alcoholics Anonymous, crack cocaine, Joanna Newsom and rollerblading.
For the next of our New Breed series we took the Transparent boys to Borders on Charing Cross Road where we discussed new bands, limousines and Platform commenters.
“I really want my girlfriend to shave her pubic hair. Would it be sexy for us to have a joint shaving session where we get down with the razors on each other?”
Son, the fuck is wrong with you? Do you really want to take the risk of letting a clueless woman to take a razor to the lads? What if she accidentally cuts your banjo string? You haven’t thought this through. Shit is tender like duck breast son.