For the next of our New Breed series we took the Transparent boys to Borders on Charing Cross Road where we discussed new bands, limousines and Platform commenters.
Eavesdropping on a phone call with these two Italian musicians, discussing a time where it was harder to be heard in the wider world, but where you were more likely to create musical bonds over a bowl of pasta.
"Hey tuvshin. I met this guy a while ago... recently, we were really drunk and we made out. I think he has a huge crush on me, but he´s just not my type. I really like him though and I´d like us to stay friends. how can I tell him that without sounding like a bitch?"
I suggest burning 'Why Can't We Be Friends' by the band ‘War’ on a CD 13 times and giving it him, however if he’s kinda good looking and shit you can keep him around with the false promise of a lay as a show of the gravitational pulling power of your pussy.
