Have a butchers at our IM chat with Seattle singer-songwriter Perfume Genius, Mike Hadreas, about his dalliances with Alcoholics Anonymous, crack cocaine, Joanna Newsom and rollerblading.
On Halloween night I packed myself into the guitar player of Pissed to the Eye’s tiny 2nd floor apartment with too many drunk kids in bad costumes to count. Here’s some photos of what happened and an interview with the singer of my favourite band to get drunk with.
For the next of our New Breed series we took the Transparent boys to Borders on Charing Cross Road where we discussed new bands, limousines and Platform commenters.
“How can I get my girl to let me put it in her butt? There’s so much proof (on the internet and even people saying its good) that it feels great but why doesn’t she believe any of it?”
Son…take a seat. What I’m about to tell you might just change your life: Anal sex is mad over-rated. I love booty as much as the next man but I’m from the Beenie Man school of thought. You are going to get shit on your dick. Unless your girl’s just had an enema, your helmet is going to get little gritty pieces of shit on it. Not cool. If you really must then just I suggest doing poppers with the bitch first, get that shit loose, get your finger up there and do a smell test and go from there depending on the results.
