WORDS: ROBERT FOSTER

Have you seen C.H.U.D? Well, I won’t bore you with too many of the details as I’ve already linked you the Wikipedia page, but if you’re lazy enough to not want to click through (you would have to be a sloth with ME, surely) then the premise of the movie is: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers have been lurking beneath the streets of New York, and eventually rise up and start eating the surface dwelling humans.

It’s a great movie, I used to have it on VHS.  I got it from a Cancer Research store in my home town and I watched it a lot back when no one knew the dangers of skunk, and it made me laugh a LOT.

It’s worth watching, it even won a few awards, but it also turns out it’s REAL.

With thanks/apologies to Video Thunder